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Ryan, this might interest you.
I just was talking to my friend Dan on the phone. He mentioned that he had recently had sex with a woman in an open marriage.
“Show me her picture!” I said.
She was beautiful, but that wasn’t what caught my attention. She looked familiar. Like I had seen a picture of her before.
“What does her husband look like?” I asked. He sent me a picture of him.
And my jaw dropped.
I had slept with this dude a couple months before. I knew he was in an open marriage and it was totally cool, BUT I HAD SLEPT WITH THIS DUDE.
After Dan and I picked our jaws up off the floor, he asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her.
“Duh,” I said. ”I hope he walks in on us.”
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I had a heart then,
But the queen has been overthrown.
(Source: inacakester)
This is something I need to accept: I CAN’T GO OFF MY MEDICATION.
Some people can be fine without medication. I am not one of those people. Because when I go off the medication, my symptoms return.
I want to believe I can function without it. Actually, I shouldn’t say this, because it’s true: I can function without it.
I’m just not happy.
me trying to read fanfiction (and some original work)
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
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